Tales of Don DJ’Ovani

(As Recorded by Al Marsh)

Chapter I: Meeting DJ

Hello! My name is Don DJ’Ovani of the Brown family. I am a cyberspace character. My friends call me DJ. Some folks call me Don. Some Ovani. In many of my earlier lifestyle encounters, I have been called other names. Some good. Some names are worthy of repeating. Some not. These days, I sleep well, relax and enjoy reading, TV /DVDs and the rewards of a smart lifestyle. Politics, too.

My health  and the vitality of my horses is enhanced with recommended dietary supplements including Tahitian Noni Juice Products and VEMMA. My linens are 600 Thread . When entertaining and watching great shows, I wear wonderful clothes, buy replicas for safety from www.basicreplica.com and read great books. I also enjoy advanced statistics. For example, I read

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Life has been a blast, but many times has been on the down side, you know! It's like if you can relate to "Gaza", the "other side of the tracks" or the "ghetto" or "trailer park" type stuff. Not that this is bad, but comics from these areas make a big deal of it! Although, it provides great comic relief or satire for some like the New Yorker magazine cover with "President" Obama, it is not funny. Seriously!

It was almost always like "Man, what to do?"

But, now, I think I have achieved something. Why? Because, I have come a long way, you see. I am far away from the deep recesses of despair, and they are not forgotten; I have traveled to the highways, byways and plains of successful living. All because of my association with Lord McBee And His Sailing Ship Venues for Success at ALCO.com Company.  This is my story of success......that you should know.

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Chapter II: The Bang!

You know, I just turned twenty-eight years of age and I have been amazed at the turn of events over this short span of my life. Man, I was so depressed because of the complexities of my relationships with others from the very beginning. But, I did not even know it. You ask, then, how did I come to know it? I don’t know. It seems to have evolved over time, and then Bang!

So, here I am beaming with joy. Happy. Secure. Now, look at me, fantastic at relationships and love. And, man you know, I am wealthy! Although, many women continue in pursuit of me, I now have my one love. Hal La Lu Ya’ll.  

And she looks great in the Fredrick's outfits I buy her. Flowers? She is flattered by special messages on roses plus other unique flowers and gifts:

      Ladies, See Chapter V.

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OK, OK, OK! Stop the waving your arms and bumping your gums in frustration. I know. I know; you want to know about the Bang. Yea! The Bang!

Chapter III: The Beginnings

Lets go back to the beginning.

When, I was a little bun, warming in my mother’s tummy, I would hear people complaining about the miseries of life. Man, very little good news. You know, stuff like the wars and recessions, many people broke and others being busted in shaky relationships. Popular music was, and still is, the Blues. Mom and dad tried to help by reading good books to me and singing happy songs to me in order to offset the aura of the times. My folks are forward thinkers, even though they had little to work with in the beginnings.

I was being born, and you know, the doctors went on strike that very same day. I do not know if it was I or just the times. It made me feel really bad and fearful of being born. So finally, some older gentleman, ‘bout forty, and his lady friends came to my rescue. Now, you can understand the why of my name. I saw that look on your face, when I introduced myself. Like, why would someone name a child Don DJ’Ovani when the family name is Brown? My grandmother said "Child! This boy has had enough trouble." We got to pick him a name to help steer his destiny to greatness. They did not take long to come up with the name either.

Chapter IV: What’s In A Name?

Wait. Wait! It is not time for the Bang yet.

What? You want to hear more about the name. OK. OK! Before, I was born; one of the books read to me was about Don Qeuhote (See Necklace). This was a story about a warrior guy riding around on a horse. (Man Of La Mancha: The Impossible Dream... ..Track 16 ) . Disk Jockey (DJ) dancing was hot. Now you figure where ’Ovani came from. I will give you time to figure it out while I tell the rest of the story. Also consider this......

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Chapter V: Before School Starts.

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My family was once on our way to register me for preschool. Yep. Pre-kindergarten school. Don’t ask me how my parents managed to pay for it. I was riding in this fancy sun-shielded stroller with my mom and dad walking proudly behind. Then, I saw the loveliest creature I had ever seen, riding a stroller in the opposite direction. She  was blonde and looked like "money" with double wheels on the stroller. Only the cap on my head kept me from busting my head on the stroller railings as I stood and turned my head so quickly that I tipped over the stroller. She disappeared just like that! Naturally, I could not wait for my parents to get me registered ASAP! This was good, right? Not. The family soon moved away. All was not lost, I thought. My parents knew her parents. You think that helped, right? Not. Mom and dad thought I fell out of the stroller trying to be an acrobat. So they introduced me to Sports( Ladies, See Fantastic Men's Gifts There!). It was many years later that we finally met at a regional football game. You guessed it. I played in the band. OK. It was not the end of the world, but still, the Bang had not yet begun.

Chapter VI: Another Black Cloud Event

Consider another black-cloud event. Now I am a grown man. Get this. Twenty-four years old, can you believe it? The same kind of stuff is going on. A female friend had suggested selling arts and crafts at a big festival. I thought, truly this will make opportunity to meet lovely intellectuals knocking at my door. Sure enough, it happened. Three hours into the festival "She" appeared to check out my arts and crafts. My drooling reflected upon her sympathetic nature and she chatted about my arts and crafts and noted a huge doll I had on display along with Personalized Photo Gifts - Digital Photo Mug, Mouse pad, T-shirt, and more. But then she said, I live alone and have no one to share the doll with. Here was my chance to grab the brass rail and make my move. Still drooling, I was struck speechless and yelled, "STOP, PLEASE STOP!!!" as "She" disappeared into the crowd. My vocal cords were frozen and not a sound came from my mouth. Yet my yelling jaws and lips functioned flawlessly in the silent mode.

Chapter VII: Too Much To Endure

That was it! It was just too much stuff rolling down hill at me to endure any longer. I had to take immediate corrective action. Then, it happened like a flash! The Bang started to hit me. For, I had remembered ALCO.com Company (http://www.alcocom.com) "Providing Balance To Lifestyles For Business." The site had recommended I benchmark it and return often. I had benchmarked the site. But, I had not returned often enough! So, I immediately closed up my Arts and Crafts booth and rushed home to my computer. You see, my lady partner had already run off with some other fast talking guy! Later, it was disclosed that this guy was already a frequent visitor to alcocom.com stock market ( STOCK MKT $$) and romance ( ROMANCE) venues. He entertained with the best wines, too: Most Popular California Wines    Most Popular Red Wines      Most Popular White Wines

Since I had not made any money with my arts and crafts sales, I had a very difficult time getting home. It rained as I was leaving. Would you give somebody a ride that would mess up your car or truck with big bags of arts and crafts? OK, you say they probably looked like wet bags of cans headed to the recycle center. Alright? I was questioned for nearly an hour by a guy who finally gave me a ride. So happens, he had just finished reading   Lock On No. 24: Boeing B-17G Flying Fortress and viewing  MLKDAD and  Shaheed: The Making of a Suicide Bomber. How strange is this? I thought he was trying to Profile me by the time he was done. But I needed the ride, ladies and gentlemen! Now, if I had been connected to the Internet and online at ALCO.com Company synopsis of venues (@ alcocom.com) and seeking my fortune, I would not have had these horrible dilemmas and reams of misfortune.

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Finally, after five hours of traveling hell, I got home and alertly turned on my computer immediately.

Chapter VIII: Bang At The Computer Keyboard

Big Bang Theory  ( )

What is with all of these questions? Now, you are asking how did I discover ALCO.com Company? Look! It’s like this. On a cold, very cold winter’s night, following a most miserable day as part of a snow-shoveling labor crew, I got home, logged onto my computer and fell asleep. Man, I was down on my luck. I actually crashed my head into the computer keyboard. I was so, oh so exhausted and could not hold my head up anymore. Bang! That was the sound of my head when it hit the keyboard. A big bang! Yes, this was the beginning of the Bang. As my head bounced up from the keyboard, I saw it. ALCO.com Company "Providing Balance To Lifestyles For Business". I had no clue what this all meant or where it would eventually take me. All I know is that somehow my bounding head connected to the ALCO.com Company Welcome Site.  Check out the Big Bang Theory music I heard. I know not why. I remember it said distinctly, "Bookmark this site now! You will need to return to it often."  

Chapter IX: Why Stand In Front Of A Fire Hose? Welcome to ALCO.com Company

Still dizzy, Welcome to ALCO.com Company said to me "Man, get on with your life! And here is how we do it." I could even hear the music and lyrics in a background flash to the song that came out in the Year 2002 titled "This Is How We Do It" -- Montell Jordan Audio CD. The song may just not relate now. But, it was so clear then even though my head was still spinning. You do not believe it? Like, I know, but that was it, man! And ladies around the world, Listen! Check this out.

This Is How We Do It   Use "browser return" to get back.

This is what I heard until my head stopped spinning and the stars faded away from crashing my face into the computer keyboard. Then I read "Welcome to all who visit this site of entities (venues) for improvement and success designed especially for individuals like you." So, I did it.

Chapter X: Is Success a combination of factors? Do I have what it takes?

The site begs the question, "Do you know why some people are successful and others are not?" Think about it! Is it fate or Faith or is it from hard work, working smart, God or some combination of theses factors? What is so cool about this ALCO.com Company site is that it gives you a simple example on the home page of venues to point you to success and things to do that can turn your life around for the better so fast it can make your head spin. So? This is what I did for me! For you, it can be different. It was a miracle, man, and a genuine miracle. Girls, a miracle!

First, I checked to see what is available in the site's many venues by going to the Oasis of Venues. Clicking on Products / Services or The Synopsis of Venues gets you different flavors of "Favor" and provides the same kinds of information in different formats. Like they say, "Different strokes for different folks." Being whatever depressed, I really needed some inspiration and a faith booster for success. So I picked up on that right away as first on my list! They say, "You can start anywhere. Yes, anywhere in the mix.

What list is this you talk about? It’s like coming up with the checklist to success.... The Plan. The venues present information on how to get psyched for success in cyberspace based on the fundamentals in pursuit of knowledge and truth. Pretty much like the Nautical Academy study guide in pursuit of truth onboard Lord McBee And His Sailing Ship.

Chapter X1: What’s The Plan?

In my review of the synopsis of venues or INFORMATION available for mapping my Steps To Success Plan at ALCO.com Company, I selected the following venues to visit for direction subject to revision for improvement as I progressed through the process of executing my plan:

Step 1 To Success. Visit Words of Wisdom and Inspiration:   | Religion    Inspiration   Religious Music   Jewish Music   Motivation

Step 2 To Success. Visit Jobs Counsel re: my education, skills, experience and desires for success.  | Jobs Access    Jobs Counsel     Advisories  Home / Office Supplies   Writing an Effective Cover Letter  and Resume ( QC, About.com)

Step 3 To Success. Visit Jobs Resources to create businesses and submit my resume to job opportunities.    | Starting & Developing A Business

Step 4 To Success. Visit Affiliates to develop part time Home Office moneymaking opportunities.  | Affiliate Programs   Web Development Process

Step 5 To Success. Visit Health / Alternative Medicine  / Dentists to get my personal health in order.  | Dental Resources  |Alternative Medicine | Medical 

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Step 6 To Success. Visit Investments Resources to determine how to invest the new wealth I will receive.   | Financial

Step 7 To Success. Visit Sports for balance to lifestyles and relationships, office conversation, etc.  |Sports & Fitness | Games

Step 8 To Success. Visit Romance for approaches to discover the person (s) to share my success. | Flowers | Romance

Step 9 To Success. Visit Entertainment to have fun (Chatting, Dating, Rendezvous, Psychic Input)  | Entertainment

Step 10 To Success. Visit Weddings should I decide to get married.  |Weddings / Etiquette / Entertaining

Step 11 To Success. Visit Family for extended family relationships (kids, parents, etc)  | Babies, Children, Teens, Seniors, Family   | Toys & Kids Entertainment

Step 12 To Success. Update the plan continuously as time progresses and circumstances change. | Quality Improvement for Your Plan 

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So there you have it, my friends! The process is shockingly simple isn’t it?

By the way, you may wish to participate in the competition to define how Mr. Brown was wisely renamed Ovani. The top ten entries will be published as an adjunct to this tale. The top prize will be awarded for the best definition submitted at BIG-BONANZA.

Get started, good buddies. I know you will find success just like many others and me. Then, you can tell your fascinating tales of yourself and the good life, for sure. Sail on as did Lord McBee And His Sailing Ship to a happy life.

Sincerely,

Don DJ'Ovani

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